Beer Quotes

• Milk is only for babies. But, Beer is only for hobbies. So everyone have it and enjoy.

• "Curd and sugar makes a great combination and is good for health. But my friends says beer and sugar is the answer to all her health problems. It makes her healthy, and Das not-so-wealthy..."

• "Beer is like when we take inside it will be nice like when we saw handsome Boy / Girl but we dont know how much affect will occur after --- so my advice dont take alcohol at all"...

• If you are in a mood to cheer don't rely on Beer, This poison will get you addict, and leaves you in a state which you can't predict, so say no to beer or you won't last long to cheer.

• Beer is like lays - no one can drink just one! ting tong!

• Beer is a trademark in this offce....Beer reminds us of so many ppl in this office...some where T-shirt for that...some are grand ambassador..some cannot live without beer.. ..no life without beer...

• "Drinking of alcohol is injurious to health.so kindly drink BEER" said by a fan of BEER
  
  
• Beer is to Cheer so Dear are you Clear

Hurt Quotes

• If you hit a person who strikes you, then dont worry you have still some time to patch up but gossipers and liers who hurt others, can be just given a nice pat on the back and nothing more beacause he /she doesnt know hundreds of others are talking behind his/her back and the tales are much worser..........ha ha ha
  
  
• This is cruel world full of cruel people and gossipers who hurts us ,and some time it is astonishing if it's from close ones but no matter what the situation is just control and positive attitude will help you to deter from falling in trap

• Hurt is what people easily get from others than a heart.

• Hurt is a feeling for those who get hurt and who wants to get hurted.Some feel happy for hurting others and some feel bad...its a sense...hurt has so many personalities hidden in itself...so those who want to get hurt come to me

• Love can hurt...fire can hurt....water can hurt...weather can hurt.......light can hurt...but a kiss from a mother as well as from a boyfriend will never hurt

• “Difference between Namitha and Nayanthara is,How much they can hurt your heart in dreams.”

• To hurt someone is something everyone loves to do or can do, but to realise the pain it gives is something no one can measure. So first feel the twinge of being hurt before hurting someone...

• You all might have hurt someone, Whether for a reason or for fun, Hurting is not a game, Its something beyond shame, Never hurt anyone in your life, No matter its your brother, sister, or wife.

• "Hurt is a kind of dangerous unforgivable feeling which can create strong barriers between any good relations and becomes uneasy to heal the wounds. So next time before hurting any body by actions or words just think we don't have any right to hurt others."

• Hurt not the heart that loves you....but it is kinda ok if you hurt the heart that acts like it likes you and hurts you by acting....so in short it is ok if you do not love the heart that hurts you provided they are not hurt

• “The difference between husband and wife is how much you can hurt each other”

• everybody hurts – u hurt as a baby, u hurt as teen, u hurt as an adult and u hurt in pain...bas bandaid lagaao aur kya?

• A million words from an enemy does not Hurts much, but a lovable Friend's silence hurts the most...

Slap Quotes

• Music is a great remedy to slap the stress out of our minds...

• Slap hard its the best way to mend people who are incredibly flawed..

• It cant be written in words nor explained nor spoken nor showed with expressions but only a tight smack with the hand for the right person who wins the game!!!!!!!!

• Slap is what i gave first to my boy friend after he kissed..

• I wish to get SLAPS from girls alwayz.. tried a lot by proposing and going behind them.. unfortunately ended up with their phone numbers,kisses and hugs.. am fed up.. god.. i regrett y u made me this handsome.. life isnt simple 4 me.

• A girl comes to you and say "you are rich Marry me!" You give her a nice hard slap "That's feedback"

• SLAP:-Slap from a parents is care.
  SLAP:-Slap from a friend is friendship.
  SLAP:-Slap from a girl friend is painful.
  SLAP:-Slap from a wife is divorce.
  SLAP:-Slapping ourself is self realisation.

• If 2 boys slap each other blood will come...if boy and gal slap each other love will come..

• A slap on time saves nine! Was what my mom felt when i was kid, later in college I was like sid, still slap followed me for what all I did never was able to get rid, Still I remember those slaps more than claps, so lets slap and bridge all gap..

• Never slap a chap, or you will be in a tarp, slap is simply crap, like Pakistan's map, so better go for a smack, when u feel to slap. Now everyone here please Clap..

• "Slapping hands will hug you one day... so I will show my cheek for slap ONLY to smart girls like aishwarya rai”

Newspaper Quotes

• Newspapers have the shortest youth - they get old in a day, & then you use them to squeeze oil out of vadas during tea time!.

• Newspaper shows bad thing on the first page and those who secure 1st rank in IIT means they put in the last page. if i was the owner of Newspaper i will change it.

• Newspaper is the the only source for we poors to visit and experience abroad by many connecting news.

• News might have evolved into views but only thing which has been the same is the ever green 'Newspaper' which is there even b4 babies started wearing 'knickers'. From current events to political bents, from movies to menacing thieves, from hot to gun shot, 'Newspaper' has it all, standing tall like a wall.

• There are different kinds of newspapers in this world.. but some human being news spreaders outstands the usual one's in terms of publicity....

• A newspaper is a medium where the fool becomes more fool and they still comment on it.

• Newspapers everyday but reading only on sundays, know no details but people gossip all the initials, so aware of all the information though it is fully about death and perspiration

• "one fine morning i took news paper, instead of readin first the sports page as usual, unfortunately i was under the fan , so wind blowed and couple of pages turned over and i happende to read the job vaccancy page, saw an ad and applied and i am Here" so moral-"dont read news paper under a fan"