Newspaper Quotes

• Newspapers have the shortest youth - they get old in a day, & then you use them to squeeze oil out of vadas during tea time!.

• Newspaper shows bad thing on the first page and those who secure 1st rank in IIT means they put in the last page. if i was the owner of Newspaper i will change it.

• Newspaper is the the only source for we poors to visit and experience abroad by many connecting news.

• News might have evolved into views but only thing which has been the same is the ever green 'Newspaper' which is there even b4 babies started wearing 'knickers'. From current events to political bents, from movies to menacing thieves, from hot to gun shot, 'Newspaper' has it all, standing tall like a wall.

• There are different kinds of newspapers in this world.. but some human being news spreaders outstands the usual one's in terms of publicity....

• A newspaper is a medium where the fool becomes more fool and they still comment on it.

• Newspapers everyday but reading only on sundays, know no details but people gossip all the initials, so aware of all the information though it is fully about death and perspiration

• "one fine morning i took news paper, instead of readin first the sports page as usual, unfortunately i was under the fan , so wind blowed and couple of pages turned over and i happende to read the job vaccancy page, saw an ad and applied and i am Here" so moral-"dont read news paper under a fan"